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I'm on a baby high! I just babysat my friend's 5-month old and he was JUST what my ovaries needed. He's at that perfect age where he's no longer a newborn blob, and he's discovering the world and interacting and he greeted me with the cutest giant toothless smile I've ever seen. SO yummy, so much cheek to smooch and…

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and…

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So I'm seeing a lot of talk against the new Pope because he's anti-gay, abortion, etc etc. As if people are SURPRISED that he will think this way. It's against his religion, and he was a Cardinal, what else is he supposed to believe? They're taking this belief as if it's some sort of indication that he's going to be…

Just asking for some good luck woowoo vibes from you, anonymous internet friends. I've been unemployed for a year and by now had kind of lost hope of ever finding anything decent ever again. Then out of the blue last week, got a call for an interview for a job that I honestly have no recollection of ever applying for.…